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    Black Conservatism is an ideology rooted in communities of African descent that aligns largely with conservative thought around the world. Black Conservatism emphasizes traditionalism, patriotism, self-sufficiency, and strong cultural conservatism within the context of black churches. In the United States, it is often, but not exclusively, associated with the Republican Party.

    Regional Variants

    Ethiopia

    Haile Selassie I was Emperor of Ethiopia from 1930 to 1974. Prior to his coronation, he had been the Regent Plenipotentiary of Ethiopia from 1916. He is a defining figure in modern Ethiopian history, and the key figure of Rastafari, a religious movement in Jamaica. His administration defended Ethiopia from Italian occupation and was one of the few uncolonized African countries by the time of World War 2.

    Europe

    Israel

    Main article: Black Zionism

    Black Zionism is divided between groups of Ethiopians who have been Jewish for many years, and American movements like the Black Israelites who claim to be ethnically Jewish. Of the two, Ethiopian black Zionists are more well regarded by the Jewish community, while fringe movements like the Black Israelites are seen as usurpers if not outright anti-semites.

    Uganda

    Yoweri Tibuhaburwa Kaguta Museveni is a Ugandan politician who has been President of Uganda since 1986. He is an authoritarian conservative. Museveni was involved in rebellions that toppled Ugandan leaders Idi Amin and Milton Obote before he captured power in the 1980s. Even though he replaced the former dictatorial government of Idi Amin, he has maintained power consistently, leading to accusations of dictatorship.

    While Uganda has maintained a generally friendly relationship with the US under Museveni, they banned Twitter for reasons of national security. Among these reasons were general suspicions of such platforms being used as espionage on the part of the US.

    Museveni has also been known for his opposition to homosexuality, calling gay people "deviants" and signing a bill in 2023 criminalizing all same-sex activity in Uganda, with punishment up to death penalty.


    Martin Ssempa (born 1968) is a Ugandan charismatic pastor, activist, and the founder of the Makerere Community Church.

    Known for his extreme anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, Ssempa first came to international prominence in 2010, after he made a press conference in support of Uganda's notorious Anti-Homosexuality Bill at his church, in which his depiction of alleged sexual acts of homosexuals (most notably coprophilia and fisting) and his screening of gay pornography, went viral on the internet. This, alongside some other sermons has subsequently became an internet meme known as "Eat Da Poo Poo".

    He also gained notoriety for his appearance on an episode of the breakfast TV program Morning Breeze (the same episode as the "Why are you gae?" meme), alongside the trans activist Pepe Julian Onziema. In the show, Ssempa misgendered Onziema by using fruits and vegetables to demonstrate various sexual acts he described as "sodomy" while ranting in English and Luganda. He has become known as "the Pasta" or "Pasta Senpai" in these memes.

    United Kingdom

    United States Of America

    Modern black conservatism in the US is strongly associated with a growing shift of party affiliations among African-Americans from the Democratic Party to the Republican Party from the 2010s to the present, despite black voters still overwhelmingly favoring the Democratic Party overall to this day.

    There are many reasons some African-Americans have been shifting to the Republican Party. Some are disillusioned with the current condition of the Democratic Party and its shift away from economic populism, while some blame systems like the welfare state for making the black community overdependent on the government. Perceived elitism and racism from Democrats, such as when Joe Biden commented that black people undecided between him and Donald Trump for the 2020 presidential election "ain't black", has also slightly contributed to this shift.

    While not sharing the often socialist economic views of earlier proponents of black nationalism, such as the Black Panthers, they do agree with some of the ideas and goals of such movements for black communities, like self-sufficiency, mutual aid, and encouraging entrepreneurship.

    History

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    Personality

    Black conservatism can be described as a proclaimed virtuious christian man who speaks with a 50s folk accent and likes to attend churches on sunday. He believes traditionalism should always triumph as the moral ideology of his fellow African(-American) men, and that "progressive" elements in the black community like drug use, prostitution, rap/hip-hop, crime, "thug culture" etc, are foul and satanic plagues which gives him second-hand embarrassment. He likes sitting home listening to jazz, gospel, and blues with a cup of pure coffee from the local store.

    How to Draw

    File:BlackCon Flag.png
    Flag of Black Conservatism
    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Color the lower half white and top half black.
    3. Above the lower half, draw three white stars in row.
    4. Add the eyes.

    You're done!

    Relationships

    Friends

    Frenemies

    • Black Supremacism - You ok there buddy? You're acting a little weird.
    • Black Nationalism - I stand for the black community, stop referring to me as a "Uncle Tom" when I'm trying to repair the image of this community!
    • Sankarism - A AFRO-SOCIALIST? WHAT THE FUCK?!
    • Kanye & Mark Robinsonism - I should like you two more, but your love for Nazis don't make you boys right!

    Enemies

    • LGBT+ - WHY ARE YOU GAE? AND WHY DO YOU EAT DA POO POO?
    • Satanic Theocracy - Literal Satan worshipper!
    • Black Sexocracy - What a immoral, decadant, young man. Boy, there's more to life than fucking bitches and drug money!
    • Illegalism - Shoo hood rats! The problem behind this damn community!
    • Bidenism - Pfft... guess I'm not black.
    • Democratism - Wants to force me back into the plantations.
    • Planned Parenthoodism - The reason the black community is falling apart.

    More information

    Wikipedia

    Youtube

    References

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